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Thursday, June 15, 2006

Whalers Fans Leave Their Holes, Fail To See Their Shadows

... meaning 9 more years of whining about there not being an NHL team in Hartford.

It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens
Vows not to put on pants until the Whalers return

Don Ho can sign autographs 3.4 times faster than Efrem Zimbalist Jr
The team left, and took my socks with 'em

Guys who shave their heads completely bald... they're so ashamed they lost eleven hairs, they try to turn it to some kind of a masculine statement. I say hey, you goofy-lookin' baldy-headed fuck!
"Sellout crowds and Stanley Cup Finals games are overrated! BRING BACK THE WHALE!!"

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