That Dumb-Ass Sweater Isn't Getting Any Better

Peoria Rivermen (ECHL) Colin Hemingway '04-'05
"Disco Night" jersey
(Exclusive Pro Sports-- click image to see back)
Since my first ugly jersey post from a couple of weeks ago, I've managed to find enough god-awful jerseys-- through people who left comments, or from message boards that linked here, or just from looking around in general-- to make a whole new post.

The first time around I was able to stick with mostly good-quality still photos taken from various jersey collectors' "community" photo galleries, but this time I'm mixing in some live-action (and other random) photos as well. A good many of these were taken from TulsaHockey.net and HockeyJimm.com. Again, this is barely scratching the surface of what's out there, so look around, who knows what sort of ugly jerseys you might find...




San Antonio Iguanas (CHL) Halloween Mike Peat '99-'00 jersey




Border City Bandits (CHL) Francis Boulay '00-'01 jersey




Phoenix Roadrunners (IHL) '95-'96 warm-up jersey




Memphis RiverKings (CHL) Jeremy Goetzinger '00-'01 jersey




Richmond Renegades (ECHL) Darren Wetherill '99-'00 jersey



San Francisco Spiders (IHL) '96-'97 warm-up jersey


Here's the "exploding chicken" jerseys that a commenter pointed out in the first post...




Portland Winter Hawks (WHL) '00-'01 25th Anniversary Saturday jersey
Vaughn Street Sports


This is a photo of a "tuxedo" jersey that I found on a message board-- I don't know what team it is:

Tuxedo jersey



Youngstown SteelHounds (CHL) Jean-Francois Labarre '05-'06
St. Patrick's Day jersey




San Antonio Iguanas Scott Green '98-'99 alternate jersey


I think this one's hysterical...

Rio Grande Valley Killer Bees (CHL) '05-'06
"Episode III: Revenge of the Bees" Star Wars jersey
(killerbeehockey.com)




Salt Lake Golden Eagles (IHL) Joe Day '93-'94 jersey
Ziggy Palffy played on this team!




Austin Ice Bats (WPHL) Ken Ruddick '97-'98 jersey




Topeka Scarecrows (CHL) John McCabe '00-'01 alternate jersey
Hot toe-picker!




Tulsa Oilers (CHL) Chris Smith '96-'97 jersey



Austin Ice Bats (WPHL) '97-'98 "Patriotic" jersey
Worn during a special series against the Russians



Quad City Mallards (UHL) warm-up jersey
(qcmallards.com)



Orlando Seals (WHA2) Christmas jersey



Laredo Bucks (CHL) Halloween jersey



Laredo Bucks (CHL) '04-'05 New Year's Eve jersey
(laredobucks.com-- still on sale!)

Greg from The Post-Pessimist Association first pointed this one out to me-- last I knew, it was still available on e-Bay...


Spokane Chiefs (WHL) Doug Auchenberg '03-'04
"Armed Forces" jersey


Here it is: a photo of the actual jersey (not just a graphic) that the St. Louis Blues were going to wear as an alternate jersey in '95-'96...

St. Louis Blues (NHL) '95-'96 "banned" alternate jersey


Finally, the coup de grâce-- this gets my vote for the stupidest-looking hockey jersey ever. I think this jersey has been posted on every message board known to man.

Quad City Mallards (UHL) '04-'05 "Western" jersey
You got one that's worse?